Things Engineering School Didn’t Teach
Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work.Not everything works according to the specs in the data book.Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the…
Category: Engineering
Laws of software
Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager. Law 2: The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment…
Dilbert’s Salary Theorem
Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based…
Four Engineers and a Broken Car
There are four engineers travelling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down. "Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have…
Surgeons Know Best about Engineers
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered." The second said, "I…
How to recruit the right person for the job?
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back…
Interview at Infosys
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.Candidate: I am Kondesh Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!Candidate: Great!…
Engineering Short Jokes
Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.To the optimist, the glass is half full.To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.To the engineer,…
Software engineers
At a software conference, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. “If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had made the flight control software how many…
Engineer Speak
Engineer says: A number of different approaches are being triedEngineer means: We are still grasping at strawsEngineer says: We're working on a fresh approach to the problemEngineer means: We just hired three kids fresh out…