Interview at Infosys

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.Candidate: I am Kondesh Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!Candidate: Great!…

Engineering Short Jokes

Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.To the optimist, the glass is half full.To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.To the engineer,…

Software engineers

At a software conference, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. “If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had made the flight control software how many…

Engineer Speak

Engineer says: A number of different approaches are being triedEngineer means: We are still grasping at strawsEngineer says: We're working on a fresh approach to the problemEngineer means: We just hired three kids fresh out…

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