Sardarji Jokes

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come…

Interview at Infosys

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.Candidate: I am Kondesh Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!Candidate: Great!…

English or German language!

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has beenreached to adopt English as the preferred language for Europeancommunications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded…

Name game

Examiner showed the legs of the bird in Zoology lab and asked a student, "What is the name of this bird?"Student : I don't know.Examiner: You idiot get out, what's your name?Student: See my legs…

Engineering Short Jokes

Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.To the optimist, the glass is half full.To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.To the engineer,…