How to remove “jCarousel: No width/height set for items. This will cause an infinite loop. Aborting” meassage?
1. Open jquery.jcarousel.pack.js 2. Seach for the word “alert” 3. Replace “alert” with “isNan”4. Refresh the webpage.
Opening CakePHP Files in Dreamweaver
Go to “C:\Program Files\Adobe\Adobe Dreamweaver CS3\configuration” Open “Extensions.txt” and on the first line at the very end add CTP separated by commas as shown below: ,MASTER,CTP:All Documents Add CTP to the “:PHP Files” line as shown below PHP,PHP3,PHP4,PHP5,TPL,CTP:PHP Files Open “DocumentTypes” folder and edit the “MMDocumentTypes.xml” file with Notepad. Search […]
HTML marquee
Upward/Vertical scrolling <marquee behavior=”scroll” direction=”up”>Upward/Vertical scrolling text </marquee> Slow Scrolling <marquee behavior=”scroll” direction=”left” scrollamount=”1″>Slow scroll speed</marquee> Fast Scrolling <marquee behavior=”scroll” direction=”left” scrollamount=”20″>Fast scroll speed</marquee>
Cup of coffee
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups […]
Theory and practice
Theory is when you think you know something but it doesn’t work. Practice is when something works but you don’t know why. Usually we combine theory and practice: nothing works and we don’t know why.
Things Engineering School Didn’t Teach
Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work. Not everything works according to the specs in the data book. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use. Always try to fix the hardware […]
Laws of software
Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager. Law 2: The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is […]
Dilbert’s Salary Theorem
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors.” This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two well known postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time […]
Four Engineers and a Broken Car
There are four engineers travelling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down. “Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We’ll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again”, says […]
Surgeons Know Best about Engineers
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and […]