Airhead Airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. The sweat is jumping off his brow.
Suddenly, the plane lands and screeches to a rapid halt – RRRtttt! – sending passengers and luggage flying towards the front of the cabin.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot, and he says, “Man, that is the shortest runway I have ever landed on.”
“Yeah…,” the pilot says while looking out at the tarmac stretching off to either side of the plane, “but so WIDE!”