THERE ARE ONLY TWO THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT

There are only two things to worry about
Either you are well or you are sick
If you are well there is nothing to worry about
If you are sick there are only two things to worry about
Either you will get well or you will die
If you get well there is nothing to worry about
If you die there are only two things to worry about
Either you go to Heaven or you go to Hell
If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about
But if you go to hell you will be so damn busy
SHAKING HANDS WITH YOUR FRIENDS,
YOU WON’T HAVE TIME TO WORRY.
Funny